It would trite to apologise for the lack of updates, wouldn’t it? All my legions of fans (I have millions, of course) are probably out there right now going “hey, where’s my Roddy!” and you’re thinking I’m just like all those other shitty no-update webcomics that are all like, I’m sorry, it will be different from now on and then it isn’t. Well, I’m not you’re right. The real truth of the situation is that someone else (actually, my loving husband) used to manage my updates for me and now he is way, way too busy and it’s my responsibility and I haven’t quite figured out how to do it. I have the comics, I promise. I’m up to, like, page four hundred or some shit. It’s just this stuff with the machines. So I apologize. And I ask you to bear with me, until such time as I am able to put comics on the internets with ease and aplomb.

In the mean time, wow, UK election! Draaaamaaa!! Did you all see Gordon Brown just, like, resign? That was quite good of him, I thought. Clegg did say he was never going to coalition with Labour if Brown was in charge. I Have a friend who says – bearing in mind that Labour have been the brains behind a lot of creepy Big Brother measures that are bad and scary, plus Blair was all about fucking Bush* - that choosing between the Tories and lab. is like choosing between eating shit and drinking piss. Both awful, but one is a tiny bit better. The analogy is crude, but I’ve never had a huge problem with crude, and being on the redder-than-Fidel-Castro-with-diaper-rash end of the political spectrum, I tend to make insinuations like that about most mainstream governments anyway. I do agree with my friend’s shit and piss analogy, is what I’m trying to say. That would be the bullet point to take away from the previous sentences.
But democracy is not about Robyn, and John Pilger’s account of the Thatcher years indicates that tiny difference between those parties can be somewhat crucial (like it is here.) So I’m on tenterhooks. I haven’t read the Guardian website this much since I discovered the bite-sized makes-me-feel-like-the-world-ain’t-overwhelming Guardian Weekly. It’s almost distracting me from how angry I am about Arizona.
I’m quite angry about Arizona.**
Comics soon.
*”Fucking” used as intensifier, not… well, not verb.
** Other people justifiably a lot more angry.